there’s this laugh that people seem to develop in an office environment, a little louder than normal, a little more oh, I don’t know, jovial, but in a forced way, like “we sure do know how to have fun here” kind of thing, I’ve never caught on to it, when im being phony I feel like I have a blinding sign flashing on my forehead alternating “FAKE, NOT REALLY LAUGHING, I THINK YOU’RE AN IDIOT, I’M LYING…” that sort of thing, which is why I try not to do it. also, I find it super annoying and I avoid those people that do it a lot.

I suppose maybe some people are actually that way, I can’t imagine what its like to live in that sort of a head.

fuck I need some toning, im a little jiggly in the midsection and my ass seems to want to make a run for the border, if the border were located somewhere around my ankles.