“hmm… I have heartburn, did I bring my Tums? No, no I didn’t but look, there are a couple in my purse that fell out of the container. Wait, a perfume bottle opened up in there a couple of weeks ago, I wonder if that will affect them?”

sniffs Tums. “No… I don’t smell anything, I guess it will be ok.”

OH sweet christ NEVER eat a Tums that is loose in your purse especially a purse which had perfume spilled in it a while back. I may have poisoned myself. Best of all are the little crumbs of partially chewed perfumed Tums stuck in my molars periodically releasing new waves of flavour sickness.