Once there was this really tall pale guy we knew (o.k. it was a boyfriend of mine) and we called him Vanilla Chopsticks. We made him lie on the floor with his vanilla chopsticks in the air and read stories out loud from Hustler. When I say made, I mean he totally volunteered.

this is a pic of him that I stole from his facebook. I hope he doesn't mind, but also I guess he doesn't know. I don't think the full vanilla chopsticks effect is evident here though.
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