my life is like a really pathetic Dramedy about a social misfit loser, this morning as I was about to walk out the door I dropped my container of yogurt with pears and it EXPLODED all over the place and all over me and I had almost no time left so I tried to wipe it off my pants quickly had no time to get changed. I bet I start smelling like rotten milk by this afternoon and also I lost my bank card so that is what i get to spend my lunch hour (which is really only 30 minutes) doing, replacing that, fucking awesome. Oh hey, just burned myself with boiling hot tea water and kind of feel like puking. What's next?

I suppose it could be worse, I could sew fucking majorette or majorlame shoulder pads on my leather jacket and go grocery shopping too. I wonder if they are talking about dungeons and dragons or norwegian metal bands or pi or something. If you click on that picture you can get a better view of the glory.