They forgot to mention one key thing...

I've been eating these wheat crackers as a mid-morning snack and just noticed the corny poem on the box:

It'll help you lose weight
and make you feel great
the carbs digest really slow
and keep your blood sugar low
rich in fiber and sugar free
fat free and made naturally
low glycemic and whole grain too
this healthy little snack is perfect for you!

It also has zero flavour. I guess that didn't rhyme with anything.