Hi Let's set up a playdate for our kids and talk about our husbands and shop at Sears together, ok?

Aargh blogger won't let me post, goddamit I'm writing this in notepad so I don't forget.

Ok fashion rundown day, ha right, like I ever do this, anyway today I'm actually almost dressed like someone who works in a "casual but no jeans" office, i.e. dressed like a loser going to...wait I just realized I don't even know what sort of place to mock in order to make my point. Office birthday party? Parent/teacher meeting? Drinks with the girls after work at the neighborhood resto-bar? Barf, it made me sick even typing that last one. My outfit only wouldn't completely pass suburban chic muster because I am not wearing "fun" sandals with some sort of "ethnic" or "bohemian" fixture across the top and OH I think I am missing some sort of carefree scarf.



OK anyway, back to my point which is I'm wearing these silly light blue pinstripe pants (I will give them this, they are super soft and comfy but too big as is my top, I suck at shopping for these type of clothes, I mean aren't they supposed to be loose? I really don't know and OH flashback, I think I might have had a similar pair in like 1984 or thereabouts only tighter) and this poufy flouncy "blouse" (I don't know if I've really ever owned a blouse before).



Well, the top (I can't use the word blouse anymore) is possibly workable into my normal wardrobe maybe if I pull down one shoulder and put on some interesting jewelery or something but it's WHITE and I am not the neatest person ever so it may not last beyond today anyway.

Jesus, that's it! I think I am dressed like one of the bitchy popular girls from high school in 1984, all I need is some over-moussed curly hair and a big headband and possibly some sort of baby blue preppy shoe to complete the douchery. Crap, I have just made myself feel overly self-conscious about my "look" (bah, look). Ha ha I am an ace photographer of my own body in clothing, I like how my boobs look crooked in this shot, I can assure you they are not, or at least not that dramatically.

Tonight, I will re-darken my hair a bit, I've spent enough weeks looking like a 14 year old Sun-In victim (by the way, I WAS a 14 year old Sun-In victim, but that's a different story). Ok, this was boring, sorry guys, I'm hardly awake.