Sacred Prostitute?

Umm... What the EFF?

Now maybe I'm unenlightened and maybe I'm not quite getting the significance of "a man using his penis as both barometer and compass to lead him in a passionate life", but basically, this woman is a prostitute, right? Or as she seems to call herself, a "sacred" prostitute.

I don't know, isn't this just hiding sexual desire behind some pseudo therapy flaky ass mumbo jumbo bullshit so horny men don't have to feel guilty about getting jacked off (wait no sorry, it's called participating in the "Penis Heart ceremony") and paying for it and she doesn't have to feel societal guilt for doing the penis pumping counseling them? And seriously, do men really feel like they are out of touch with their cocks? So much so that they need a little rub and tug session with some flaky chick who thinks she was birthed from an elf in middle earth (wait, fuck I got it wrong again, she claims to have been a Selkie, sweet mother of god are you kidding me?) HA, of course they do, most men would take that from anyone and a good hand/blow job can no doubt outweigh the crazy babble. This is daft.

What about married men? Do their wives pack them off to the "handjob therapist" Penis Heart ceremony to get better in touch with their boners so they can lead a happier peniscentric life? umm... right.

Jesus H. Christ if your "lingam" isn't getting enough loving or you feel out of touch with your dong maybe start by not calling it a fucking lingam (cringe DOUBLE cringe) cause dude, that is one massive turn-off right there alone.

BA haha. oh fuck man, I can't take it. this is truly some of the most nonsensical shit ever. what, I mean WHAT kind of goddamn flaky granola acid dropping free love dancing with the fairies kind of shite is this?