Stupid Shit I Did As A Kid

drove my bike down some stairs Evel Knievel style resulting in a broken bike basket and multiple contusions

cut off my best friend's really long hair playing hairdresser

threw large rocks into the neighbours pool, ripping the liner

took a dump in the woods on a dare (come on, I was about 8)

knocked over all the garbage cans at Kentucky Fried Chicken (it wasn't KFC then) to feed pigeons

prank called phone number 1-234-567-8910 repeatedly, like 10 times a day for 2 weeks with my friend. (thank god it was from my friend's house, because that's some long distance shit right there!)

pulled all the matresses off the beds and put them down the stairs to slide on (again, at my friend's house, I wasn't stupid enough to do this kind of thing at my own.)

In retrospect, although the activities are pretty stupid (and I'm sure there are many more of them locked away in my Psyche) clearly I wasn't so stupid myself as I didn't do any of this crap in my own house or even near it. (Well, except for the rocks in the pool thing. They lived next door. And were home when we did it. And told on us immediately. I DID get in trouble for that one.) Anyway, it sounds like I had some pretty stupid friends. And I suppose that makes me stupid by association. Plus, that crap in the woods thing. Yeah.