Last Post of 2010 is about...Douchebags

Seriously, I have had ENOUGH of songs about drinking, partying, driving fancy cars, wearing "brands" etc. etc.  FUCK, WEARING BRANDS?  And the brands are trashy GARBAGE!  It's pathetic.

WTF is with all the douchebag music, I don't even care if this means I'm getting old, at least it doesn't mean I'm getting stupider.  All day long, I have to hear the same 4-6 garbage songs played over and over and over and THAT IS ALL THEY ARE ALL ABOUT.  Douche music for douchebags.

Enrique Iglesias has to be the King of the Douche music makers although there are definitely a large number of contenders gunning for that Ed Hardy crown as evidenced by the following:

here are some lyrics from the song that set me off, I mean I want to blow my top, I've heard this song easily 200 times in the past 3-4 weeks. I don't listen to songs I LOVE anywhere near that frequency.  So yeah, look at this rocket surgery:

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO!
Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO!
Baby, let's go!

I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor
'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite
Brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
Ye, ye
Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on
(it really does goes on and on and on and on and on and on, which is why I want to kill myself right now)

I just CAN'T with this stuff....it makes me want to cry.  Give me space for both my HANDS?  Really?  Where?  Up my ass?  I mean, if you're tossing your mitts up in the air, what exactly is going to be taking up the airspace above your (empty) head?  And I like how he clarifies it's for BOTH hands, because you know, we might otherwise only make room for one up there.  OH right, he just needed a rhyme.

AYO?  Like Tony from Who's the Boss?  BAHAHAHA!

I don't even want to know his favourite brands, but sadly I think I have a pretty good idea.  And I can almost guarantee he smells like Axe. 

I wonder if people will ever look back at this time and marvel at just how stupid we all became.  I'm afraid probably what will happen though is that we will continue to get dumber and lazier.  So in that respect, I guess I'm glad I wasn't born too much later than I was.

Oh yeah, Happy New Year!