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ugh, I've definitely reached the point where my brain starts to shut it down and I don't feel this anymore and I can't be bothered. Happens every month, no not on my period, but maybe it is some hormonal thing, I don't know, is there something called the sanity hormone or the logical hormone because it might be that one telling me to stop wasting time on foolish things like writing blogs. Ha, I'll try not to subject you to this see-saw every month, haven't done so well at that this far (thus far? who says thus?)

I forgot my phone at home and initially I was going to go back and get it but then I realized that until last year I didn't even have a cell phone (I know, it's kind of like I'm 80 or something isn't it) so I decided that it was actually a good thing to have left it at home, I mean really, why even bring it to work, I have a phone here and I'm in the city too, it's not like I'm going to veer off the road into a ditch on the way home and be trapped in a blizzard drinking urine and chewing on my fingernails trying to stay alive without a communication device to save me.

I really need to move, I know I've said it before and I plan to, lately they have been carting old people out of the building stretcher emergency style and I also received this flyer in the mail from a company that specializes in moving seniors, I should have scanned it maybe, it was pretty funny/cheesy like said stuff about doing it for god, sigh, I threw it out immediately.

I'm living life Benjamin Buttons style I guess, already seem to be in the retirement home so next stop must be what, dorm room with roommates? I'll skip the suburban neighbourhood with nosy neighbours all in a line and coffee visits in the morning and Regis and Kelly while I fold laundry (almost wrote Regis and Kathie Lee, WTF?) Actually, I already did that for a very brief time in my twenties, BOOM my head exploded and that was the end of that, sad I guess.