Friday, February 18

Ok here's a picture of me smiling with my teeth showing.  Yes, it is as uncomfortable for me to smile this way as it looks.  My mouth doesn't want to do that, my lips are naturally low over my teeth, so seriously, to smile like that is weird feeling and looks strained and pained and unnatural.  So I don't necessarily consciously choose to smile with no teeth; I smile without no teeth because that is what comes naturally and feels best.  I was blessed with perfectly aligned teeth; I would have every reason to show them off if that were what felt natural. I wish I just naturally broke into a big wide glowy smile but I don't. Of course, my teeth show when I laugh (and I suppose while laughing the mouth takes on a smiling appearance)but that's about it.

I despise artificial looking smiles.  This is so phony I want to punch myself in the face.

Here's some other info for you.

I am just under 5'7 tall. I currently weigh approx 155-160 lbs. At least I did about a month ago. I don't own a scale, but I doubt things have changed that much. I wear size 8-10, most of my jeans are 9 or 10. I don't fit into small anything.

I have cellulite on the backs of my thighs. It's not a crisis situation but it's there. I imagine it always will be then. It has been for eons. I have a soft belly. I can suck it in, but not entirely.

I have jiggly arms. It's the worst part of my body actually. My butt is kind of flat. It hides well in jeans for the most part.

My boobs could use some boosting. But I wouldn't waste money on that. I should invest in some good bras though.

6 dirty hippies blowing your mind:

Anonymous said...

ok, yeah ... please don't do that anymore.

Gage1 said...

I don't take requests.

Crystal Anne said...

nice smile cutie pie!
Best thing I ever spent $65 on was a Lululemon bra for yoga and the like. I am now on the look out for decent priced regular bras.
Bras are something to invest in for sure I am only learning now of course ha

Gage1 said...

ha thanks, although I think it's an unflattering smile I sport.

You are right on the bra thing, I think most women are not wearing the right bra and it certainly makes a huge difference. I need to get on board with that too.

liz said...

"I don't take requests."--ha!

Gage1 said...

I mean really, like I'm going to do what anyone on my BLOG tells me to...

; )