Friday, March 18

Dear Anon: If I were a Clown

I'd be this one:



Man I love that song. I'm going to start doing stuff around the house to that song, like a theme song. I mean I'll at least clean the bathtub or load the dishwasher to it.

12 dirty hippies blowing your mind:

Mariel said...

shudder.

Rejean said...

HA...crazy!

Anonymous said...

Dude

You may increase my head space rent by 10%. Here is more free school:

-On douche bag comments; if you don't ignore them then the douche bag who leaves them (in this case me) is entitled to believe there may have been some merit to the douche bag comment. This is what I mean/meant when I say you are lying. Raymi lies too. She is bothered by mean comments that also happen to be accurate. So are you...

-On moderating comments; one douche bag (me) leaves a dumbass comment and you're gonna moderate now. That's not necessary. Let comments speak for themselves...

If they are worthless then they are worthless. You are not paying blogger by the byte, right?

-On blogging/publishing; blogging is a form of publishing and my unkind comment is simply this: all kinds of folks who write poorly publish all kinds of shite. Your writing just seems retarded, in the real sense of the word. You write like an adolescent. You're 43. Did I say carry a fucking cane? No, but writing about "getting" young dudes is just...well, it's trash for a start, but who can account for taste, right?

-On hotness and confidence; you look alright, for any age. You're attractive. But you're lying if you write that you're self-assured about that. No self-assured human feels the need to state that they are a) hot or b) self-assured...

It just does not happen in nature. Yeah, of course there are exceptions, you're just not one of them. But again, you're good looking and all that shit, so...great!

-Finally; my comments to Raymi have generally always been;

-Nasty
-Fair
-Accurate

She is a piss tank. That is a fact she documents. She does, indeed, at very least APPEAR to lack a healthy sense of shame. Again, because your reading comprehension is questionable, you edit out two important words in that statement: APPEARS and HEALTHY...

When Raymi does ads, fine. She is good at that and as time goes by if she sticks to that, she'll do alright. But she's deluded, right? All her talk about being famous. Good lord, I am embarrassed for her. I truly am. Any fame Raymi is statistically insignificant. Want proof? Stop anyone on the street. Ask them if they know who Raymi is. Nobody will.

So, have I left anything out?

Crystal said...

ohemgee that is the most frightening thing I have ever seen. NOOOOOOOO its peering into my soul!

Gage1 said...

What the hell are you still going on about now?

CT Patrick said...

LOL! WTF, who puts that much time and effort into dissecting...nothing? Unstable much? Hilarity!

Anonymous said...

From one Anon to another, you have the sentence structure of an ape. It highlights what a desperate attention seeking loser U are. Get your mama to make you another sandwich now.

Anonymous said...

She is a piss tank. That is a fact she documents. She does, indeed, at very least APPEAR to lack a healthy sense of shame. Again, because your reading comprehension is questionable, you edit out two important words in that statement: APPEARS and HEALTHY...

You dumbass... What you are saying here is: "...lack a sense of shame."

Learn to use English, edit OUT means REMOVE from sentence, not extract and use as new one. You're so stupid you can't even troll properly!

LOL!

Gage1 said...

Crystal: He IS pretty horrifying!

liz said...

GEE-ZUSS! I couldn't get past 9 seconds. I've read "It"!!!

Gage1 said...

There's something about that music that makes it even creepier!

Katrina said...

LOL what kind of a freak cares enough to write ALL these rants about other people? THAT IS HILARIOUS and sad.