God Complex

So have you watched the "Anonymous Tells All" show on my blog?  It's gripping stuff.  Really.  I mean, what a blessing from God that I've had the privilege to be visited by such a knowledgeable and wise soul, someone to set me straight on my true place in life. Someone to help this wayward soul realize that life ends at 25, that I have NO talents and in a strange and confusing double whammy that I both have no self-confidence and at the same time should have no pride in anything to do with my looks.

And boy have I been schooled.  I want to thank Anonymous for letting me know, for making me realize that:

1. I am OLD, I mean I'm almost 43, and therefore NOT attractive anymore.  Who am I kidding?  Why am I lying?  (what does that mean, I'm lying?  About what exactly?)

2. My blog is only about me saying how hot I am.  This must be subliminally or something but regardless, THAT'S what it's about!  I wonder how the video of Nimoy singing Bilbo Baggins means I believe I'm the sexy queen of the world but I guess it's in there somewhere, I'm just not smart or confident enough to figure that out!

3. I shouldn't be writing and publishing, there ought to be a law (and I suppose Anonymous will be the one to pass it).  Haha, since when are blogs considered publishing? 

4. Even though I can SEE in my stats that Anonymous obsessively came back to my blog OVER AND OVER (and no doubt will be back again, HI!) to write their words of wisdom, IT'S ME who somehow lacks confidence and stability.

5. Apparently Vancouver or perhaps B.C. in general really IS the melting pot of whack-jobs.

They even schooled me on the English language!  Did you know that you can't use the word "get" in reference to picking up or attracting the opposite sex?  As in "I can get guys..." THAT'S WRONG!  But maybe it's just wrong for an old lady like me.  I'm probably supposed to "woo gentlemen of an appropriate age and worldy stature befitting my elderly constitution".

Thank you Anonymous for helping me to see the light.  I don't know what I would have done without your diagnosis and extremely intelligent words of advice.  Did you guys know that you shouldn't write a BLOG if you are not a world-class published writer?  That there ought to be a law?  Now you know.  so of course I'm going to immediately shut down and delete my blog and join the local Red Hat Society.


Oh man, it's a hoot.  However, for the time being, I will be moderating my comments.  I think if Anonymous wants a further platform for their stupidity, they need to get their OWN BLOG.  I mean surely someone with the skill and charisma of Anonymous is entitled to "write and publish a blog" unlike myself?

Just to put the cherry on the icing of this freak show, all this came from a comment I left on Raymi's blog (where this freak was already harassing her) stating that age doesn't mean you can't still have a good time, can't still be attractive to people (by the way, I think Raymi is going to be what, 27, 28?  Yeah better get your cane collection started, sigh).  That even some 40 somethings can "get" 20 somethings, whether they set out to or not (for the record, I am not interested in twenty something men, I only chose that as part of the example because Anon seemed to feel that life ended after the twenties).  Big fucking deal, right?  Somebody must be getting uglier (on the outside, clearly their insides are already well marinated with ugly) with each passing year to feel so personally threatened by such an innocuous comment.  Ah the internet.

Now, let's look at how HOT I am!

oh boy I bet this is just steaming Anon's grits! (I assume grits can be steamed and not just kissed.  Although Anon can certainly kiss mine!)