Cats aren't clean, they're covered in cat spit

ugh I didn't pick up my canvas boards yesterday because when I drove by the store was closed and I figured they were just closed on Sundays.  It turns out they open at noon on Sundays I should really learn to be better prepared and maybe check these things out before and not after.

I really need to find new homes for my cats.  OH I know, how could I, what a terrible person I am for being able to give them up, NO not true at all.  I WANT to move.  I WANT to sell my condo.  I DON'T want litter boxes in my condo when I do that.  I don't want cat fur, I don't want cat puke, I don't want to scrub my laundry room floor EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.  I have discovered that SURPRISE, I DON'T like cleaning litter boxes, I don't like smelling cats all the time, I don't like not being able to have a nice new couch, I don't like having cords chewed to shit, I am NOT a cat person after all.

So screw guilt, seriously.  I don't care.

Mr. Bones needs to go first.  He is a sweet cat, super ridiculously affectionate all over you purring ideal for an old lady kind of cat.  I just can't stand it.  It bothers me.  See?  Not a cat person.

Heres the ad.  Do you know anyone who loves cats and wants a really good version of one?