Weird Translations

Since I used to work in an ESL school, I have a small army of friends on Facebook from all over the world. As they frequently post in their native languages, I find myself hitting the translate button below their posts every so often.  Today, this is what was revealed, from an originally Korean post:

There is a whole body missing. Who seemed to suck my blood sucked out a comforting feeling to shoot jade? Do you feel like I feel so weird at first. 
This is also my own growing growth pain, let me think ... 

It's like some strange yet oddly wonderful piece of poetry, disturbing yet bizarrely elegant.