Internet Selling

It's really funny how when you try to sell something on the internet, all these foreign retards* try to pull scams on you. For example, with my guitar, I have had 4 people reply offering to buy the guitar. Here's the catch. They will send me a "Cashier's Check" for like 4-5 times the amount I want for the guitar, then I should immediately wire the difference to their "shipping broker".

How fucking all encompassingly stupid does a person have to be to fall for this? Seriously, if you get taken this way, you more than deserve it.

I've had a lot of fun composing replies to these assholes though. And I'm keeping the guitar after all.

*Not to imply that all foreigners are retards. It just happens that these retards were clearly foreign. Or clearly retarded. I maintain they are both. Most likely from Nigeria or Indonesia. We're talking an email of "every second word spelled wrong" typos. Non-existent grammatical structure. I'm shocked people fall for this. It tells me that many people who speak english as a first language have as little clue about their own language as those that don't. As a result, as mentioned above you again deserve to get taken. I hate stupidity that has no excuse other than laziness.