Why the fuck would anyone "look forward to" Superbowl ads? That's what the companies are counting on you dumb fuck easily manipulated morons! Do you actually feel better about spending your money because you saw the "super expensive, greatly anticipated, blah blah blah ad that didn't really seem like an ad at all because they made it like a real little show and OH MY GOD it was SOOO funny we should talk about it constantly which is just what they want us to do" ad on during the Superbowl?
Advertising exposes the weakest link and makes a fortune off of it.
But I know people like to be told what is cool and in and acceptable and what will get them laid by the hot models who always travel in herds like wild animals and what will make them funny and look like a celebrity and what brand is O.K. to get drunk on because it's the BEST brand and wait, the boys will look at your TITS if you wear THESE clothes and if you don't have tits you can buy THESE rubbery fake inserts and GUESS WHAT? The boys won't notice they are fake at all because they will already be drunk on the BEST brand of beer, so they will just think "Hot damn, nice fucking tits!". This will all make you something special even though you will be EXACTLY like everyone else, and even if you have to visit the clinic after using all these social lubricants to get some bed action (but that's ok, STD's are hip if you didn't hear) you can still sleep at night knowing that because of Advertising, you are the absolute TIP TOP version of yourself that you can be and you didn't even have to hurt your brain AT ALL to do it. Oh, and you can recite the lines from the ads together in the office and laugh all HAR DE HAR HA HA really loud for weeks and weeks because nobody can think of when the joke isn't funny anymore and nobody wants to be the one to kill the humour because that would expose them as unhip, you know like how "Whasuuuuuup" is STILL an office staple guaranteed to get tons of GUFFAWS (which are better than chuckles) from those who are true ad afficionados and genuinely one of the pack.
(Men, keep in mind that these messages will be delivered somewhat indirectly since as we all know, it's no longer acceptable to admit to liking tits or anything else in America that's "Unchristian". This seemingly gives you free rein to blame women for your apparent "emasculation" allowing you to go full circle and behave like ignorant chimps. Women, keep in mind that it was NEVER ok for you to admit to being sexual, only to portraying yourself as such as dictated by the media and then being coerced into acting sexual by men. Both sexes, realize that this philosophy contributes enormously to the fucked up state between the sexes today.)
By the way... Joanie really DID love Chachi. REALLY.
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