I got up Today

ate jellybeans for breakfast, got that stupid song about the fucking bag lady from however many eons ago stuck in my head for no good reason at all, followed a link to some stop poverty site which immediately lost me when I saw pompous fuck Bono's picture front and centre (which figures, since clearly he is going to save the world). I can't even have a smoke because I've left them in my car and obviously I'm not going 9 floors down just for them (at least not yet).

I think I should go back to bed now.