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Reveals all sorts of terrific gems. For example (each comment is from a different blog I found. One person could NEVER be so psychologically disabled on their own.):

About Me

I'm James and I live in the UK. I like playing guitar and singing, and other crap. I have no aspirations, so I guess I don't write those down.

Well, I guess if you don’t aim high, you’re never disappointed. And hey, I like other crap too!

A collection of erratic musings on mundane to exotic happenings in the life and times of Saket Vaidya aka Vulturo, The Prince of Darkness.

Dracula changed his name. It's Vulturo now. I guess that IS more modern. I thought you’d like to know.

20 year old college student who hates you.

Sometimes the world just falls into place. Turns out I hate 20 year old college students.

A rebel with a tea-bag and a fresh supply of semi-skimmed...

Wow. Tea and semi-skimmed. You wild boy, bring on the spankings..

Excerpts

I’ve come to the decision today that I'm going to take my tongue ring out for a couple months or so probably, and then when cherie turns 18 were going to get our tongues pierced together. So they will be best friends piercings !!

Yes!! NOTHING screams BFF like matching tongue piercings! If only I had a best friend…anyone?

fuck this shit, i hate blogs. i'll update stuff when you can think it on. that's easie.

Yeah, fuck this shit. By the way, I've been thinking it on...it's time to update.

Yes, that's right. I hate all of you. I want to see your brains ooze out of your ears and onto the pavement.
You know the problem is that no one in high school ever really understood how much I despised them. They never saw the hatred boiling in my eyes. If only they could have seen what was going on in my mind every time I saw them.

I think I should remember his name. I have a feeling he’ll be making a tv appearance some night soon. Probably on the News.

i'm a boring person. really. there's nothing much to say... well, i'm a nerd too. a boring nerd. there are interesting nerds. i'm not one of them.

Self-esteem classes. Check ‘em out.

In honor of my recent bout with an acute upper respiratory infection ("a cold"), I made three public health awareness posters, in .PDF format.

In honour of my recent bout with severe diarrhea, I thoroughly scrubbed the toilet. I guess that's not as creative. It might be a little less neurotic though.