Fatso Ghetto

So I read that there are now people in this city actually laying artificial turf on their lawns to save money on watering etc. Sure, it's not because you are a lazy ass, right? And how do you get around the fact you look like a complete fucking moron and your lawn is a bizarre shade of chemical green? Bet that feels great between the toes. Do you vacuum the damn thing? Here's a quote from someone who has a fake fucking lawn.

"We're spending more time on the things that matter most, & our investment in Xeriscaping with our new Turf Avenue lawn is the best part of our new landscaping ?? K.S.

Yeah, probably things like watching reality tv and filling your yap with potato chips and KFC. And what's with the upspeak? You don't sound too sure about your investment posing your statement as a question.



In 100 years humans will just be giant cellulite ridden lumps with eyeholes telecommuting with animal fat IV drips connected to their pudgy animal arms. Make that 50 years.