awesome, dude I was supposed to meet with just cancelled, was totally not looking forward to it, feeling completely anti-fake work acting right now. OH and newsflash, I don't talk like an out of date surfer in meetings, in case you were trying to picture it. P.S. make sure you notice the comma up there after awesome so you don't think I was meeting with an Awesome Dude, but rather than the fact the dude cancelled was awesome... yeah. Seriously, I'm not high.
God, I am so primed for a road trip, a road trip to...ANYWHERE, yes, anywhere would do, I just need to bolt for a short little ramble, you know?
this is almost pretty for stupid ass graffiti...
8 dirty hippies blowing your mind:
I drop the duece at work every single day. It's unavoidable. But it's also my only chance to flip through the newspaper and find out what the hell is going on in the world, so I tried to multitask in there - poop, paper, and texting all at the same time. Yeah, I'm a regular potty god.
i used to feel that way but id rather drop it than suffer nowadays.
im a stupid ass graffiti artist. i think it's pretty.
yes it is quite pretty. I just hate graffiti that is nothing more than a useless tag and there's lots of that around here...
Not a big fan of placing my ass where many have done before. I avoid if possible. One of the few times i've lost my temper very badly had to do with grafitti. My grandparents were the ptototypical immigrants who came here with nothing. After working years in a factory they managed to buy a 4 story apt building in Brooklyn. (Long before it became gentrified and the realm of yuppies.) I used to spend a lot of time there. They were old and still managed to keep the place neat.You see, I can respect grafitti as an art form, but what many don't realize, is that they're putting their "art" on someone's house. Someone who might not respect their particular muse.I came to visit late one night and caught an erstwhile artist performing his craft on one of my grandmothers planters. I lost it. I lost it when he responded with a "FUCK YOU man" to my explanation that this was my grandparents house..not a factory where nobody gave a shit.To this day, I don't feel that bad. I'm only 6'2, he was 6'5 maybe..but stupid. Some people have fathers who were professional boxers who had them in gloves at the age of 5.When the police came , I got a break, two or three of his teeth were gone, but it was this old-timey cop who responded who grew up in our neighborhood. Called the ambulance and told the douchebag that he deserved it. And he did. I have no problem with art done well. But, c'mon scribbling your name on my grandparent's house is going to get your head kicked in.
Oh man, one of my favourite places to drop a deuce is at the office! I am a destroyer of cans, for sure.
My friends and I refer to it as taking a "WS", or Wicked Shit. A WS is basically the highlight of my day. Yes, I am gross.
I hear ya on the graffiti thing. It's laughable to me that anyone would consider themselves an artist when all they do is spray their name on something. Now, I think some people who do graffiti have a lot of talent. Far more don't. And yes, I agree, anybody who is defacing what belongs to someone else is less of an artist and more of an everyday asshole. Your "artistry" does NOT trump someone's right to have their property look the way they want it to.
People are idiots.
I also suffer til I get home.
I get bathroom shy.
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me too. We have a single bathroom for each sex here as well... so if you get up to, well, anything noticeable, you know exactly whose fault it is!
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