Suburban Ghetto Food

Weirdest craving out of the blue this morning, I'm fully dying for a white Wonder bread and processed cheese and bologna sandwich with mayo and mustard. Where, I mean WHERE did that come from? The only thing that would make it better would be a glass of Kool-Aid, made from the little packet with your own sugar added. Served in tupperware.

I mean look at that, you can imagine the super soft texture and perfect, sublime melding of cheap ingredients, yum.

I think I might have to have a Suburban Ghetto Kid food party one of these days.

You know, serve the above sandwiches, Alpha-ghetti sandwiches, kraft dinner, Jello with canned fruit salad embedded in it, Wagon Wheels, Celery with peanut butter (that one might be too healthy)... I'm sure I'm forgetting something key.